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What I imagine Race’s last day as a Newsie would be like:
Race: (to Wiesel, Oscar, and Morris) See ya Weasel and bitches~! Weasel, I hope ya become sober and have a functioning, happy relationship with whatever the hell you like~! Oscar! Morris! I want you two to know that you two are the most absolute sweetest gentlemen that ever-oh who the hell am I’m kidding! You two suck ass and probably are the most screwed up pair of brothers I’ve EVER MET! By the way, when I first met you two, I thought that Morris was the YOUNGER ONE as well as THE HOT ONE~! That’s RIGHT…ya could’ve had ALL OF THIS MORRIS~! Oh, and Oscar, he’s hiding a baby goat in your apartment…HAVE FUN YOU TWO AND SCREW YOU VERY MUCH (Flips all three of them off before kissing Spot passionately) Come on babe, let’s go to your place~.
Wiesel: ……
Oscar: ……
Morris: ……Uhhh…what the hell just happened…?